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Compendium of Common Earthlings[]

(Reprinted from the AAAAA Travelers Inter-Galactic Pocket Guide Book)

All ships are recommended to take extreme caution when travelling near Earth.

Landing here is strictly forbidden!

The inhabitants of this planet are widely known to be the most unpredictable creatures in the sector. Predominant among the Earthlings are the humans, known for their destructive nature as well as for their tendency to take themselves far too seriously. Also worthy of note is the human's general lack of a healthy party-down attitude, and their almost non-existent sense of Funk.

Following is a listing of the various Earthlings you may encounter should you ever land on this planet (even though, of course, it's forbidden, so obviously you wouldn't, but if maybe you crashed or something, or maybe you decided to and there anyway, which of course you wouldn't, but if you did...).

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